Don't read too closely if you're afraid to find out the endings to some famous flicks. The Spoilt T-Shirt ($15) is a black tee full of movie spoilers that's guaranteed to get you some offensive remarks every time you wear it.
If the idea of being Batman, Han Solo, or just a gadget slinging office worker fills your mind, you'll want to check out the gadget shoulder holster ($50) and gadget hip holster ($60). Both holsters allow you to strap on your cell phone, iPod, pocket calculator and about anything else in true geek goodness. They're also good for holding at quick draw things like your keys, a pen and mouth spray.