Want it... Finally the last piece of the puzzle in my "become a Ninja" plan. check and check.

clipped from www.geekologie.com Aug 29 2007 Barefoot Running Shoes Vibram's line of FiveFingers shoes (shouldn't that be FiveToes shoes?) are, um, unique. As an owner of Nike Air Rifts (that just have the big toe separated), I find these oddly appealing, yet disgustingly disgusting looking. I just hope none of my winter gloves catch sight of these things, because they'll fight them for being copycats. They sell for between $70-$100 and are allegedly great for all sorts of make believe sports like ChiRunning, Pose Method Running, and Bouldering. And, if they're anything like my barefoot style running shoes, they're even greater at smelling like ass.

Want it... I bet this is how Batman watches movies.

clipped from www.geekologie.com Sep 20 2007 Movie Screen Hides In Your Bookshelf Italian designer Matteo Ragni has developed the Fly Shelf with Integrated Projection Screen. It's a screen for your projector that hides in a bookshelf. The size shown is about 67" wide, so you're not going to get any super big-screen action, but the idea is great. A 10 foot bookshelf might look weird though. Of course, anything would probably look better than my current hidden projection screen. Which is a Dukes of Hazzard bedsheet I keep under the couch. That the cats pee on.

Want it... a watch with some ball(s)

clipped from www.geekologie.com Sep 26 2007 Abacus Watch Tells Time With A Ball The 600 Abacus watch was designed by Roy Schafer and is made by the Erich Lacher Watch Factory in Germany. "The ball moves to and fro across the face of the watch with the flow of the wearer's arm movements, but as soon as the Abacus reaches a horizontal position, the ball moves as if by magic - or at least by magnetism - to the right point in time." This sucker will set you back $152.91 if you're interested. I really like the concept, but it needs a roulette wheel background. I was thinking just the other day that my watch was missing something, and now I know. Balls. I mean watches and balls were practically invented for each other.

Want it... S.O.B, COME ON! (said al la Job)

(My birthday is in July)

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Want it... Ha. It's offical I no longer need to leave the house! mail order steak.

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Want it... mmm tool porn

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Want it... uh yeah.

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